Okay, so I finally caved and bought the SHAPERX bodysuit after stalking reviews for weeks. As a postpartum mom with a *very* opinionated tummy, I needed something that wouldn’t quit on me by lunchtime. Verdict? This thing SNATCHES.

The compression is no joke—like, ‘where did those 3 inches of waist go?’ magic. The zipper + hooks combo had me skeptical (how many steps to pee?!), but it’s actually genius. Unclip, do your business, clip back like a boss. Thong lace detail? Surprisingly comfy and zero wedgie warfare.

PSA: SIZE UP if you’re between sizes. The straps are thick (good for support) but dig a smidge if you’re fuller busted. Wore it under a bodycon dress to a wedding and got ‘Did you lose weight?’ comments all night—mission accomplished.

Docked half a star because sitting for hours makes the waistband fold inward (hello, muffin top rebellion). But for $40? Way better than my old $100+ shapewear that rolled down like window shades. 10/10 would recommend to my frenemies.