Okay, so I finally caved and tried the Huron Men’s Body Wash after seeing it everywhere. Here’s the real tea:

First off, the scent? *Chef’s kiss*. It’s this mature, citrusy vibe that doesn’t scream ‘teen axe spray’. Like, if James Bond had a shower playlist, this would be his body wash. The sea salt + coconut oil combo is weirdly addictive.

Lather game STRONG. Used a dime-sized drop (seriously) and got enough suds for my whole gym-sweaty back. Didn’t feel that weird tightness after either – my lizard-skin winter arms appreciated that.

BUT. Price tag had me side-eyeing hard. $16 for this tiny bottle? Bruh. The scent vanishes faster than my motivation to fold laundry post-shower. For that cash, I expected it to linger like my ex’s perfume on hoodies.

Verdict: 8/10. Would rebuy on sale just for the spa-feel showers, but my wallet’s still recovering from the betrayal.