First impression? These boxers scream luxury with that sleek EA logo band. The stretch cotton feels premium against skin – like that first sip of expensive whiskey.

But here's the kicker: after just TWO washes, the fabric started pilling like my grandma's 90s sweater. The gray pair now looks like it survived a zombie apocalypse.

Wore them during a 4-hour flight – comfy as hell, but noticed the waistband already curling like bad birthday ribbon. At this price point, I expected them to last longer than avocado toast at brunch.

Pro tip: Hand wash only if you want any chance of them making it to month 3. They're basically the H&M of designer underwear – cute but disposable.