Okay, so I’ve been on a *mission* to find coffee that doesn’t make me feel like a jittery mess by 10 AM. Enter IQJOE’s mushroom coffee—part caffeine, part wizardry?

First off, the flavors. The Vanilla Spice? *Chef’s kiss.* It’s like a cozy sweater for my taste buds. The Mocha is solid too, but the Hazelnut… girl, no. It smells like a damp basement. Stick to the other three.

The energy boost is *wildly* smooth. No heart palpitations, no crash—just clear-headed focus. I’m convinced the Lion’s Mane is whispering productivity affirmations to my brain.

Also, major props for being keto/vegan. I dumped my sugary creamer and now drink it black (except Hazelnut—RIP). Pro tip: stash packets in your bag. Camping, work, existential crises—this coffee’s got you.

Verdict: 10/10 for everything but Hazelnut. My brain and I are officially in a committed relationship with IQJOE.