Okay, so I finally got my hands on the SKIPS microfiber towel, and wow—this thing is HUGE. Like, 'why-didn't-I-get-this-sooner' huge. It’s 32" x 20", which means I can dry half my car in one swipe. No more juggling five tiny towels like some kind of circus act.

The absorption is insane. I poured water on it just for fun (don’t judge), and it sucked it up like a sponge at a pool party. The claim of holding a gallon? Yeah, I believe it. My minivan used to take forever to dry, but now it’s a quick two-pass job.

Also, no scratches! The edgeless design is a lifesaver for my obsessive-compulsive car-detailing heart. Plus, it’s softer than my dog’s favorite blanket. Just remember: no fabric softener (it’s microfiber sacrilege) and air-dry only.

Pro tip: Use this for the bulk drying, then a smaller towel for windows and details. Cuts drying time in half. Worth every penny.