Okay, first off – these aren’t your dad’s baggy sweatpants. The fabric has this sleek, slightly shiny finish (think athletic leggings but way cooler) with insane stretch. I wore them to a weekend brunch and got 3 compliments before my avocado toast arrived.

The ‘Jesus Is My God’ print is way sharper in person – no pixelation, and after 3 washes, it still looks brand new. Pro tip: Size up if you want a relaxed fit. My usual medium fits like skinny joggers (great for gym), but I kinda wish I’d gone large for Netflix marathons.

Game-changer feature? The tapered ankles actually stay put during yoga. No awkward hiking them up mid-downward dog. Also, pockets deep enough to hold my phone during runs – miracle achieved.