Let me start by saying this bodysuit is NOT for the faint of heart. The first time I tried putting it on, I swear I burned more calories than my morning workout. Picture me doing a weird hop-shimmy dance in my bedroom, half-stuck in this thing, questioning all my life choices.

But once it's on? Magic. I'm a 36DD, 5'5" and let me tell you - this thing gives me an hourglass shape I didn't know I had. The underwire bra actually supports instead of stabbing, and the tummy control is firm without making me feel like a sausage casing.

Pro tip: Size up if you're between sizes. My first try in my usual size was... let's call it an intimate encounter with reality. The 38DD fits like it was made for me, smoothing everything out while still letting me breathe (and eat! Important!).

I've worn this under bodycon dresses to weddings and honestly got more compliments than the bride (sorry Karen). The lace detailing is sexy enough that my partner did a double-take when I wore it as lingerie - major bonus points.

Downsides? The crotch hooks are like solving a Rubik's cube blindfolded. And tall girls beware - my 5'10" friend couldn't make it work length-wise. But for us average-height gals? This might just become your secret weapon.