Okay, so I finally got my hands on this 64oz jug of Whole Foods' Anjou Pear liquid hand soap refill. Here's the real tea:

First off - that pear scent? Not exactly what I expected. It's more like someone vaguely remembered what pears smell like and made a soap version. Not terrible, but don't expect fresh fruit market vibes.

The consistency threw me off too. It's crazy thin - like, accidentally-squirt-half-the-bottle-when-washing thin. My bathroom counter has never been cleaner (or wetter). Pro tip: go slow with the pump!

But hey, major props for the clean ingredients. No weird chemicals, which is why I keep coming back despite the quirks. My sensitive skin hasn't freaked out yet, and that's saying something.

Would I buy again? Probably - but only when it's on sale. At full price, I expect my pear soap to actually smell like pears and not disappear down the drain in two seconds flat.